Saturday, 19 April 2014

Getting Rid of the Strays




(18 Mar ’07)
            Read in the papers that Bangalore is going to be a stray free city. Cheers, that would be the first in India. Why? Because there were two cases of dog-bite deaths not due to rabies but traumatic injuries. Of the ten lakh or so dogs that have lived in Bangalore since time immemorial, two went ‘mad’ and bit humans to death. The Municipality of that garden city (no longer do those gardens exist as prettily as we’d read of in our childhoods) has gone on overdrive to protect its citizens from the menace. Rightfully so. Goa should do the same. Then, when all the dogs have died, peacefully or otherwise, who will attack the garbage? The cats. One odd cat will scratch a child who will be hospitalized for infection (more likely hospital acquired but that’s another article) and then we’ll have an anti-cat drive. No more cats. Great. Then what’ll happen to all the offals, fins, heads, intestines in the fish, mutton, chicken markets? The rats will get them. No cats or dogs to scare them away, the rats will flourish. Naturally, one or other of them will bite a human, even adult, maybe, (actually, visit some of our poorer brethren’s homes and you’ll come across several cases where this happens, but no NGO/government has yet awoken to the problem, except in Surat where in the ‘nineties there was a plague) and rats will be the contemporary enemy. Then will begin a fun exercise, rat-catching. Expert runners, benders, bio-technologists, pest-controllers, the green brigade, will all get involved in ridding Goa of rodents. Tourists will chase vans with their cameras, filming the opening of gutters, uniformed men netting protesting bandicoots and thrashing them with sticks, and more. A new cottage industry will mushroom as the foreigners will buy rat-traps at exorbitant rates to take home as souvenirs.  New games will evolve in primary schools with nursery rhymes and stories revolving around King Rat, Queen Rat and their twenty million subjects. In the meantime, what with everyone dutifully killing the pests on a war footing, there’ll be no one to clear the garbage. So, assuming that not a single rat is left inside, above, around, near any sewage hole, the next target will have to be crows. That’s simple. Chop off the trees. Not difficult, because if by then Goa has any left, they’ll be more twiggy than branchy. No nesting places, no crows. Or pigeons.
            Back we’ll come to a new problem: cockroaches. If the rats were tough customers to tackle, think of these. And then the micro-organisms that we can’t even see. Use anti-biotics and the viruses and mutants will flourish. So-o…on and on.
            Why, why can’t our governments get rid of the problem, garbage? Killing animals isn’t going to solve anything. It’s like this: cigarettes, paan masalas with tobacco, all can be banned. But the ban will really, really work of the growing of the tobacco crop is halted. Example two: if we want silent roads, don’t ban the big bad horns on the cars. Halt their manufacture. If we’re really concerned about our people, our land, our children, and their safety, killing gentle dogs isn’t the answer. Making everyone responsible for his or her own garbage is.
            Goa was pretty even a few years ago because it was clean, green. We have to be firm and alert if we don’t want it to go the Bangalore way.
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