Wednesday 28 September 2016

A Weekend in Mumbai and After



          On late visarjan night, the walk in the rain from railway station to home was not nice. People, going for or returning after drowning (can’t call it an ‘immersion’ after knowing how it’s done) the Ganapati idols, needed a tot of liquor to revive/relax them during/after the dancing. Dancing meant flailing limbs in all directions, dismayingly ungracefully, with un-co-ordinated pelvic thrusts. Heads that rolled/bobbed vigorously on necks made me giddy to even watch. Subsequent days, I imagined, would involve casual/sick leaves and visits to spine/neuro surgeons to get relief from cricks and sprains. And ENT specialists, too, for the drums were big and loud, the brass-clangers bigger and louder, giving aches and hearing loss, no doubt. To describe the scene in two words: Dirty, Avoidable.
          Visarjan over, the municipal workers slaved the entire morning cleaning up the streets. In spite of our cribs, these guys work. We should do our bit by reducing the quantity of garbage. But what the hell, the reduce-reuse-recycle mantra is for activists, not us, right? We’d rather live with the dirt, thanks, and complain about what the government doesn’t do.
          No government has the courage to say: keep your religion in your homes, don’t let it spill onto the streets. Majorly guilty are the Hindus and the Muslims. The Jains/Sikhs/Christians a little; Parsis and Jews are too few to make a dent in traffic/crowds. If I’ve missed some religion, please send me a mail, I’ll include it the next time.
          But Mumbai got back to normalcy immediately. Shops opened on time. Peons/clerks/drivers/maids reported to work. Local buses/trains were on schedule.
          Of the many things Goa can learn from other places, Mumbai’s public transport should be top of the list. The kali-pilis don’t mind the Ola-Uber competition. Imagine that; none has ever gone on strike for putting metres on cabs/autos either.
          One evening, I attended a classical music program in someone’s house. Of a pukka, national-level, famous singer, not the offspring of a couple dying-to-show-(our)-child’s-talent. Gracefully laid table with a few well-made snacks, a great sound system and thirty-odd persons sat quietly to enjoy a good performance. Someone took the mike and explained the raag, the poem/lyrics, the history behind the gurus of the singer and of their times, the language, the instruments accompanying them and the musicians who played them. A few weeks ago, at KA, I’d enjoyed a wonderful program like this one. But…and this But says is all…the announcer or MC or compere or presenter kind of ruined the evening. She was a Ms T. She ruined the experience by using, in her minutes-long speeches (yeah, several of them) absurd and unnecessary adjectives--- ‘majestic’, ‘wonderful’, ‘outstanding’, ‘divine’, ‘spiritual’, ‘fantastic’—without telling the audience anything about the singer or the singing.
          Dinner was in a very clean, inexpensive downtown hotel. We have many such in Goa. What made this one different was it was managed and run by an institution that looks after and trains destitute girls. The quality of the food, choice of menu and most importantly, the cheerful efficiency of the girls have won this place its customers. It doesn’t need advertisement. Word of mouth recommendation keeps it crowded. More kudos followed later: we exited from the back of the restaurant… it was as clean and tidy as the front. That Dirty-City could have spots like these was a revelation. Another lesson Goa can learn, cleanliness is doable at individual level.
          A board at Dadar station said passengers/visitors could have access to free WiFi. I tried. It was a fast connection. A million heads had bowed down to their cell-phones at this station. A tribute to technology. I wondered just what those million heads were looking at and thinking of when they were using that free-WiFi connection.
          That’s when I read the news on the little screen of my instrument: “Seventeen jawans of the Indian Army were killed at Uri in Jammu and Kashmir.” While life was going on with the office-goers, school-kids, hawkers and time-passers doing what they routinely did in their waking hours.
“More will die of the injuries caused by that devastating fire,” Shri Husband said.
Mostly in their twenties, fathers of toddlers, husbands of young women, sons of toiling farmers, these soldiers were/are the reason I am comfortable doing my thing in my home/city/state. I write the way I want, move freely, speak my mind, read the books and see the films I wish to, thanks to them.
I owe them, paid by my taxes and through my government, appropriate and the best gear, training, transport, equipment, support, intelligence and good decisions to be taken by the babus and mantris so they can do their jobs well. Selfish reasons… so I can live in secure comfort.
I asked Shri Husband, “Why do babus and mantris make decisions for them?”
“Because we have a democratically elected civilian government,” he said.
“If they make the decisions for them, they should share the terrain and the dangers, know about the profession of fighting a war, right?”
Shri Husband fell silent. He never admits it when I’m right.
One co-passenger commented: “Neither country will use the nuclear bomb.”
Another replied: “You think ‘they’ are going to shower flowers on us in war?”
I said to Bai Goanna, “I don’t like war. War breaks buildings, roads, water-pipes, electrical connections. War means no medicines when you’re ill, stinky food when you’re hungry. War means gaping wounds, fractured bones, loss of limbs, bullets in spine ---paralysis---, splinters in flesh, injuries in eyes, deafness in ears, coffins and cremations. I’m a lover of embroidery, poetry and music.”
“If,” Bai Goanna interrupted sombrely, “You must have that stuff, someone has to guard your home, your country and its borders.”
“It’s a complicated issue,” Shri Husband pointed out, “Beyond the scope of your column.” 
Perhaps. But can’t I send our soldiers, through this column, somehow, my deep salaam/namasthe/pranaam/salute? Can I? I wonder on my journey back.
 
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A Weekend in Mumbai and After



          On late visarjan night, the walk in the rain from railway station to home was not nice. People, going for or returning after drowning (can’t call it an ‘immersion’ after knowing how it’s done) the Ganapati idols, needed a tot of liquor to revive/relax them during/after the dancing. Dancing meant flailing limbs in all directions, dismayingly ungracefully, with un-co-ordinated pelvic thrusts. Heads that rolled/bobbed vigorously on necks made me giddy to even watch. Subsequent days, I imagined, would involve casual/sick leaves and visits to spine/neuro surgeons to get relief from cricks and sprains. And ENT specialists, too, for the drums were big and loud, the brass-clangers bigger and louder, giving aches and hearing loss, no doubt. To describe the scene in two words: Dirty, Avoidable.
          Visarjan over, the municipal workers slaved the entire morning cleaning up the streets. In spite of our cribs, these guys work. We should do our bit by reducing the quantity of garbage. But what the hell, the reduce-reuse-recycle mantra is for activists, not us, right? We’d rather live with the dirt, thanks, and complain about what the government doesn’t do.
          No government has the courage to say: keep your religion in your homes, don’t let it spill onto the streets. Majorly guilty are the Hindus and the Muslims. The Jains/Sikhs/Christians a little; Parsis and Jews are too few to make a dent in traffic/crowds. If I’ve missed some religion, please send me a mail, I’ll include it the next time.
          But Mumbai got back to normalcy immediately. Shops opened on time. Peons/clerks/drivers/maids reported to work. Local buses/trains were on schedule.
          Of the many things Goa can learn from other places, Mumbai’s public transport should be top of the list. The kali-pilis don’t mind the Ola-Uber competition. Imagine that; none has ever gone on strike for putting metres on cabs/autos either.
          One evening, I attended a classical music program in someone’s house. Of a pukka, national-level, famous singer, not the offspring of a couple dying-to-show-(our)-child’s-talent. Gracefully laid table with a few well-made snacks, a great sound system and thirty-odd persons sat quietly to enjoy a good performance. Someone took the mike and explained the raag, the poem/lyrics, the history behind the gurus of the singer and of their times, the language, the instruments accompanying them and the musicians who played them. A few weeks ago, at KA, I’d enjoyed a wonderful program like this one. But…and this But says is all…the announcer or MC or compere or presenter kind of ruined the evening. She was a Ms T. She ruined the experience by using, in her minutes-long speeches (yeah, several of them) absurd and unnecessary adjectives--- ‘majestic’, ‘wonderful’, ‘outstanding’, ‘divine’, ‘spiritual’, ‘fantastic’—without telling the audience anything about the singer or the singing.
          Dinner was in a very clean, inexpensive downtown hotel. We have many such in Goa. What made this one different was it was managed and run by an institution that looks after and trains destitute girls. The quality of the food, choice of menu and most importantly, the cheerful efficiency of the girls have won this place its customers. It doesn’t need advertisement. Word of mouth recommendation keeps it crowded. More kudos followed later: we exited from the back of the restaurant… it was as clean and tidy as the front. That Dirty-City could have spots like these was a revelation. Another lesson Goa can learn, cleanliness is doable at individual level.
          A board at Dadar station said passengers/visitors could have access to free WiFi. I tried. It was a fast connection. A million heads had bowed down to their cell-phones at this station. A tribute to technology. I wondered just what those million heads were looking at and thinking of when they were using that free-WiFi connection.
          That’s when I read the news on the little screen of my instrument: “Seventeen jawans of the Indian Army were killed at Uri in Jammu and Kashmir.” While life was going on with the office-goers, school-kids, hawkers and time-passers doing what they routinely did in their waking hours.
“More will die of the injuries caused by that devastating fire,” Shri Husband said.
Mostly in their twenties, fathers of toddlers, husbands of young women, sons of toiling farmers, these soldiers were/are the reason I am comfortable doing my thing in my home/city/state. I write the way I want, move freely, speak my mind, read the books and see the films I wish to, thanks to them.
I owe them, paid by my taxes and through my government, appropriate and the best gear, training, transport, equipment, support, intelligence and good decisions to be taken by the babus and mantris so they can do their jobs well. Selfish reasons… so I can live in secure comfort.
I asked Shri Husband, “Why do babus and mantris make decisions for them?”
“Because we have a democratically elected civilian government,” he said.
“If they make the decisions for them, they should share the terrain and the dangers, know about the profession of fighting a war, right?”
Shri Husband fell silent. He never admits it when I’m right.
One co-passenger commented: “Neither country will use the nuclear bomb.”
Another replied: “You think ‘they’ are going to shower flowers on us in war?”
I said to Bai Goanna, “I don’t like war. War breaks buildings, roads, water-pipes, electrical connections. War means no medicines when you’re ill, stinky food when you’re hungry. War means gaping wounds, fractured bones, loss of limbs, bullets in spine ---paralysis---, splinters in flesh, injuries in eyes, deafness in ears, coffins and cremations. I’m a lover of embroidery, poetry and music.”
“If,” Bai Goanna interrupted sombrely, “You must have that stuff, someone has to guard your home, your country and its borders.”
“It’s a complicated issue,” Shri Husband pointed out, “Beyond the scope of your column.” 
Perhaps. But can’t I send our soldiers, through this column, somehow, my deep salaam/namasthe/pranaam/salute? Can I? I wonder on my journey back.
 
Feedback: sheelajaywant@yahoo.co.in
         
         

A Weekend in Mumbai and After



          On late visarjan night, the walk in the rain from railway station to home was not nice. People, going for or returning after drowning (can’t call it an ‘immersion’ after knowing how it’s done) the Ganapati idols, needed a tot of liquor to revive/relax them during/after the dancing. Dancing meant flailing limbs in all directions, dismayingly ungracefully, with un-co-ordinated pelvic thrusts. Heads that rolled/bobbed vigorously on necks made me giddy to even watch. Subsequent days, I imagined, would involve casual/sick leaves and visits to spine/neuro surgeons to get relief from cricks and sprains. And ENT specialists, too, for the drums were big and loud, the brass-clangers bigger and louder, giving aches and hearing loss, no doubt. To describe the scene in two words: Dirty, Avoidable.
          Visarjan over, the municipal workers slaved the entire morning cleaning up the streets. In spite of our cribs, these guys work. We should do our bit by reducing the quantity of garbage. But what the hell, the reduce-reuse-recycle mantra is for activists, not us, right? We’d rather live with the dirt, thanks, and complain about what the government doesn’t do.
          No government has the courage to say: keep your religion in your homes, don’t let it spill onto the streets. Majorly guilty are the Hindus and the Muslims. The Jains/Sikhs/Christians a little; Parsis and Jews are too few to make a dent in traffic/crowds. If I’ve missed some religion, please send me a mail, I’ll include it the next time.
          But Mumbai got back to normalcy immediately. Shops opened on time. Peons/clerks/drivers/maids reported to work. Local buses/trains were on schedule.
          Of the many things Goa can learn from other places, Mumbai’s public transport should be top of the list. The kali-pilis don’t mind the Ola-Uber competition. Imagine that; none has ever gone on strike for putting metres on cabs/autos either.
          One evening, I attended a classical music program in someone’s house. Of a pukka, national-level, famous singer, not the offspring of a couple dying-to-show-(our)-child’s-talent. Gracefully laid table with a few well-made snacks, a great sound system and thirty-odd persons sat quietly to enjoy a good performance. Someone took the mike and explained the raag, the poem/lyrics, the history behind the gurus of the singer and of their times, the language, the instruments accompanying them and the musicians who played them. A few weeks ago, at KA, I’d enjoyed a wonderful program like this one. But…and this But says is all…the announcer or MC or compere or presenter kind of ruined the evening. She was a Ms T. She ruined the experience by using, in her minutes-long speeches (yeah, several of them) absurd and unnecessary adjectives--- ‘majestic’, ‘wonderful’, ‘outstanding’, ‘divine’, ‘spiritual’, ‘fantastic’—without telling the audience anything about the singer or the singing.
          Dinner was in a very clean, inexpensive downtown hotel. We have many such in Goa. What made this one different was it was managed and run by an institution that looks after and trains destitute girls. The quality of the food, choice of menu and most importantly, the cheerful efficiency of the girls have won this place its customers. It doesn’t need advertisement. Word of mouth recommendation keeps it crowded. More kudos followed later: we exited from the back of the restaurant… it was as clean and tidy as the front. That Dirty-City could have spots like these was a revelation. Another lesson Goa can learn, cleanliness is doable at individual level.
          A board at Dadar station said passengers/visitors could have access to free WiFi. I tried. It was a fast connection. A million heads had bowed down to their cell-phones at this station. A tribute to technology. I wondered just what those million heads were looking at and thinking of when they were using that free-WiFi connection.
          That’s when I read the news on the little screen of my instrument: “Seventeen jawans of the Indian Army were killed at Uri in Jammu and Kashmir.” While life was going on with the office-goers, school-kids, hawkers and time-passers doing what they routinely did in their waking hours.
“More will die of the injuries caused by that devastating fire,” Shri Husband said.
Mostly in their twenties, fathers of toddlers, husbands of young women, sons of toiling farmers, these soldiers were/are the reason I am comfortable doing my thing in my home/city/state. I write the way I want, move freely, speak my mind, read the books and see the films I wish to, thanks to them.
I owe them, paid by my taxes and through my government, appropriate and the best gear, training, transport, equipment, support, intelligence and good decisions to be taken by the babus and mantris so they can do their jobs well. Selfish reasons… so I can live in secure comfort.
I asked Shri Husband, “Why do babus and mantris make decisions for them?”
“Because we have a democratically elected civilian government,” he said.
“If they make the decisions for them, they should share the terrain and the dangers, know about the profession of fighting a war, right?”
Shri Husband fell silent. He never admits it when I’m right.
One co-passenger commented: “Neither country will use the nuclear bomb.”
Another replied: “You think ‘they’ are going to shower flowers on us in war?”
I said to Bai Goanna, “I don’t like war. War breaks buildings, roads, water-pipes, electrical connections. War means no medicines when you’re ill, stinky food when you’re hungry. War means gaping wounds, fractured bones, loss of limbs, bullets in spine ---paralysis---, splinters in flesh, injuries in eyes, deafness in ears, coffins and cremations. I’m a lover of embroidery, poetry and music.”
“If,” Bai Goanna interrupted sombrely, “You must have that stuff, someone has to guard your home, your country and its borders.”
“It’s a complicated issue,” Shri Husband pointed out, “Beyond the scope of your column.” 
Perhaps. But can’t I send our soldiers, through this column, somehow, my deep salaam/namasthe/pranaam/salute? Can I? I wonder on my journey back.
 
Feedback: sheelajaywant@yahoo.co.in
         
         

A Weekend in Mumbai and After



          On late visarjan night, the walk in the rain from railway station to home was not nice. People, going for or returning after drowning (can’t call it an ‘immersion’ after knowing how it’s done) the Ganapati idols, needed a tot of liquor to revive/relax them during/after the dancing. Dancing meant flailing limbs in all directions, dismayingly ungracefully, with un-co-ordinated pelvic thrusts. Heads that rolled/bobbed vigorously on necks made me giddy to even watch. Subsequent days, I imagined, would involve casual/sick leaves and visits to spine/neuro surgeons to get relief from cricks and sprains. And ENT specialists, too, for the drums were big and loud, the brass-clangers bigger and louder, giving aches and hearing loss, no doubt. To describe the scene in two words: Dirty, Avoidable.
          Visarjan over, the municipal workers slaved the entire morning cleaning up the streets. In spite of our cribs, these guys work. We should do our bit by reducing the quantity of garbage. But what the hell, the reduce-reuse-recycle mantra is for activists, not us, right? We’d rather live with the dirt, thanks, and complain about what the government doesn’t do.
          No government has the courage to say: keep your religion in your homes, don’t let it spill onto the streets. Majorly guilty are the Hindus and the Muslims. The Jains/Sikhs/Christians a little; Parsis and Jews are too few to make a dent in traffic/crowds. If I’ve missed some religion, please send me a mail, I’ll include it the next time.
          But Mumbai got back to normalcy immediately. Shops opened on time. Peons/clerks/drivers/maids reported to work. Local buses/trains were on schedule.
          Of the many things Goa can learn from other places, Mumbai’s public transport should be top of the list. The kali-pilis don’t mind the Ola-Uber competition. Imagine that; none has ever gone on strike for putting metres on cabs/autos either.
          One evening, I attended a classical music program in someone’s house. Of a pukka, national-level, famous singer, not the offspring of a couple dying-to-show-(our)-child’s-talent. Gracefully laid table with a few well-made snacks, a great sound system and thirty-odd persons sat quietly to enjoy a good performance. Someone took the mike and explained the raag, the poem/lyrics, the history behind the gurus of the singer and of their times, the language, the instruments accompanying them and the musicians who played them. A few weeks ago, at KA, I’d enjoyed a wonderful program like this one. But…and this But says is all…the announcer or MC or compere or presenter kind of ruined the evening. She was a Ms T. She ruined the experience by using, in her minutes-long speeches (yeah, several of them) absurd and unnecessary adjectives--- ‘majestic’, ‘wonderful’, ‘outstanding’, ‘divine’, ‘spiritual’, ‘fantastic’—without telling the audience anything about the singer or the singing.
          Dinner was in a very clean, inexpensive downtown hotel. We have many such in Goa. What made this one different was it was managed and run by an institution that looks after and trains destitute girls. The quality of the food, choice of menu and most importantly, the cheerful efficiency of the girls have won this place its customers. It doesn’t need advertisement. Word of mouth recommendation keeps it crowded. More kudos followed later: we exited from the back of the restaurant… it was as clean and tidy as the front. That Dirty-City could have spots like these was a revelation. Another lesson Goa can learn, cleanliness is doable at individual level.
          A board at Dadar station said passengers/visitors could have access to free WiFi. I tried. It was a fast connection. A million heads had bowed down to their cell-phones at this station. A tribute to technology. I wondered just what those million heads were looking at and thinking of when they were using that free-WiFi connection.
          That’s when I read the news on the little screen of my instrument: “Seventeen jawans of the Indian Army were killed at Uri in Jammu and Kashmir.” While life was going on with the office-goers, school-kids, hawkers and time-passers doing what they routinely did in their waking hours.
“More will die of the injuries caused by that devastating fire,” Shri Husband said.
Mostly in their twenties, fathers of toddlers, husbands of young women, sons of toiling farmers, these soldiers were/are the reason I am comfortable doing my thing in my home/city/state. I write the way I want, move freely, speak my mind, read the books and see the films I wish to, thanks to them.
I owe them, paid by my taxes and through my government, appropriate and the best gear, training, transport, equipment, support, intelligence and good decisions to be taken by the babus and mantris so they can do their jobs well. Selfish reasons… so I can live in secure comfort.
I asked Shri Husband, “Why do babus and mantris make decisions for them?”
“Because we have a democratically elected civilian government,” he said.
“If they make the decisions for them, they should share the terrain and the dangers, know about the profession of fighting a war, right?”
Shri Husband fell silent. He never admits it when I’m right.
One co-passenger commented: “Neither country will use the nuclear bomb.”
Another replied: “You think ‘they’ are going to shower flowers on us in war?”
I said to Bai Goanna, “I don’t like war. War breaks buildings, roads, water-pipes, electrical connections. War means no medicines when you’re ill, stinky food when you’re hungry. War means gaping wounds, fractured bones, loss of limbs, bullets in spine ---paralysis---, splinters in flesh, injuries in eyes, deafness in ears, coffins and cremations. I’m a lover of embroidery, poetry and music.”
“If,” Bai Goanna interrupted sombrely, “You must have that stuff, someone has to guard your home, your country and its borders.”
“It’s a complicated issue,” Shri Husband pointed out, “Beyond the scope of your column.” 
Perhaps. But can’t I send our soldiers, through this column, somehow, my deep salaam/namasthe/pranaam/salute? Can I? I wonder on my journey back.
 
Feedback: sheelajaywant@yahoo.co.in