Saturday, 19 April 2014

1. Pay And Perks





     (29 Oct. ’06)
            The course of my life hasn’t allowed me to pursue a single career. I can never claim to be an ‘expert’ at anything because I’ve never worked at any single thing for more than five years at a stretch. However, I’m the only one I know who has worked in several industries in various capacities. (If there are others like me, do get in touch, we could start our own group.) In education: as librarian and teacher. In healthcare: as an administrator. In tourism: as a guest relations executive in a five star hotel. In the media: as a scorer and puppeteer on doordarshan, as a freelance writer/editor/columnist. In home-making: as wife and mother. On stage: as an actor. There have been other episodes of handling stalls at exhibitions, selling homemade stuff, but those I wouldn’t count as ‘experience’ in my biodata.

            Interestingly, each job threw up unexpected, unofficial perks. No one I know has ever asked about anything except ‘how much do you get?’ How, one curious acquaintance asked me could you get perks as a primary school teacher/librarian? Lack of qualifications makes one innovative. I’d been told to teach music and develop the love for books in irritating little brats. If other teachers gave homework, and if parents did projects in history and maths for their beloved offspring, why shouldn’t they do the same for music, library and p.t. class, I wondered. I gave them homework in music. Learn from your moms what they learnt in their childhoods, I ordered. Over the next couple of months, I heard traditional, folk and modern songs taught by doting parents and transferred to me by very happy young boys and girls. They got their marks, I my entertainment. No money, no salary could compensate for the fun. Ditto for the games period. Tell mummy to teach you her favourite sit-down game. Paradoxically, the mom’s had a great time with this ‘homework’ and I became a ‘good’ teacher, made friends for life.
            As a writer, people think I make pots of money. Readers who know how much, will give sad smiles at this. The real benefit of being a writer, the perk, comes from people who want me to write on so-and-so who’s doing such-and-such thing. In a small place like Goa, it’s surprising how many people want to anonymously stab someone else through a keyboard-exponent like me. Write on how x did that deal with y and reduced his clan to poverty; on which rich lady went back to her doctor ex-boyfriend (now a middle aged father of three) after her husband’s death…. Great gossip comes for free if your name is seen in print. Total strangers come and confide things about Big Names. Quite often, these things are true. Someday I shall develop the discipline to maintain a diary, write a book on these ‘controversial facts’, and get my name on a best-sellers’ list. Someday.
            When people know I work in a hospital, they begin telling me about their aches, pains, coughs, boils, rashes. Go tell a doctor, I protest, I don’t want to know about pus and phlegm and gas. It doesn’t deter them, and they give me the gory details anyway. I get a certain weird respect only because of my proximity to the medical fraternity. Reflected glory. It comes unasked, I bask in it.
            When I worked in a hotel, the perks came from unexpected sources. The greenery of the garden, the birds that visited it seasonally, the smell of the churned earth, the pretty ceramic vases, the celebration of the festivals, the ‘o-I-don’t-want-to-go’ expressions of those checking out, the lifelong friendships thus made….it was more, much more than the value of the cheque I earned.
            The best perk of all is what I’ve got as home-maker. No salary here, no fixed working hours, no holidays, no promotions. At the end of almost twenty-nine years, I have no bank balance, no proof that I’ve done anything at all. Except a sense of security and belonging. Perks are more valuable than payments.
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