Wednesday, 15 January 2014

Get Your Tattoos in Goa.



It’s easy to get tattoos done in Goa.
I’m going to get my passwords tattoed on my body. Facebook, bank account one, bank account two, gmail, yahoo, ATM, the various sites that want passwords for heaven knows what security reason: one site that dealt with cure for falling hair and balding insisted on public user id and secret password!!. You can’t have one-password-fits-all, because sometimes the site says the word is taken (can’t believe there are others who want ‘piggywiggy’ as password).
Some fellow-Goans believe tattooing is a new-fangled imported fad that’s ‘spoiling our youth’. Well-wishers of the State tell me that casinos, drug-peddlars, pizzas, coffee-cafes, gym-dancing classes, highways, bhailley, new airports, cars with non-Goan number-plates, dengue-carrying mosquitoes, women who go to discos, men who wear feminine-looking attire and tattoos are destroying our culture. Not true, at least the tattoo part, the rest can be debated. Remember the blue ‘om’ signs and the little crosses at the base of the thumbs? They’ve been around for at least three generations. Same with the dots between the eyebrows of elderly women. Tattoo art has been around in India for a very long time. In Goa, certainly, for I’ve seen blue Hanumans and mis-shapen mango-like motifs on purple-brown skins forty years ago when tattooing wasn’t a touristy thing to do. (These days if one mentions skin-colour, one is considered propriety challenged. In my youth, a gora-skin was white and a black-skin was just that. We were black. We grew up calling a spade a shovel and nothing less. It was understood that coastal people were ‘kallem’ and Kashmiris and foreigners were ‘gorem’ and no one seemed to object when we cousins were compared to them. Fairness creams were still many decades away. We giggled when we saw the few ‘goras’ around try to roast themselves in the hot sun, then were admonished to behave ourselves and get on with our tasks and homework.)
I mention the skin colour because I was fascinated the first time I saw a multi-coloured tattoo on a gora skin. Amongst the people I knew, no one bothered what tattoo you had or where as long as you could claim there was resemblance to some kind of God or religious emblem. And the colour was always indigo. This coloured tattoo was an abstract design with red, yellow and green colours. Attractive, hypnotic.
Today, one doesn’t have to get tortured with thick needles and the fear of contracting tetanus to get a tattoo.  Friend Anjalie, whose beautifully shaped arm sports an intricate (permanent) Phoenix done by an artist friend, says other than the discomfort of sitting still, there was nothing to it. She adds, it was done over several sittings. Her’s is a complicated tattoo. Today, young friends on holiday in Goa have ‘temporary tattoo’ as must-do thing on their list. One can get temporary tattoos of coconut palms sticking out of one’s buttocks and climbing over one’s spine or snakes slithering down the shoulder onto the thorax and not worry about sporting them for the rest of one’s life. So one can experiment with dragons breathing fire, cute little butterflies, the name of the actress you fancy, rockets going to Mars, rangoli patterns, or the silhouette of the Goan coastline. Or the shape of the fish you ate for lunch. A couple of baths later, they fade and disappear.
You get sticker tattoos which you can use for just one evening. Peel it off after you brush your teeth and before crawling into the sheets.
Along the northern belt, there are stalls and even proper designer tattoo boutiques where you can pay lots more for what the tribal/gypsy-looking women do right on the sand outside. I’m told there’s a difference in quality. Quite so, I guess, I’m no expert at rates, not tattoo costs anyways. Besides, I believe that ‘mehndi’, once not so well-known in Goa, now compulsory for every bride, is a sort of harmless temporary tattoo anyway.
Tattoo is no longer a younger person’s to-do thing. I’ve seen podgy matrons and knee-high toddlers sporting cute little designs on the backs of their hands, calves, cheeks, and some unmentionable places, too (like the back of the neck).
            I’m told the cost varies between less than hundred rupees to a couple of thousands. Bargaining works. So, I’m going to tattoo passwords on convenient sites on my anatomy which are not visible to others: in between my fingers, for example, or on the soles of my feet before I forget them.  
Once the skin-work is done, I’m going to concentrate on my teeth. After bars, restaurants, taxis and two-wheeler renting, the next most lucrative business in Goa is dentistry. That’s another article.  

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