Wednesday, 2 October 2013

How I Get My Gas.



            Last New Year, if your ‘gas was finished’, you stayed home day after day until you heard the growl and clank of the delivery truck. Or your servant or neighbour yelled out to alert you of its arrival. Then you ran to it and paid a premium for the cylinder. If you missed the truck, you went and threw a tantrum somewhere. Our local distributor, Mr Kavlekar, told me that earlier, 10% of his customers booked cylinders, the larger majority followed the method mentioned above.
            Then phone booking happened. The number dialled took my booking, told me my place in the queue, and up to which date the deliveries/bookings were being handled. When I discovered that it wouldn’t tell me when I’d get our ‘gas’, I tried the company’s website to track what was happening. Didn’t help me get my ‘gas’ until I complained via email, to the company. Mr K immediately sent me a refill in his own car. Not once, but three times. Once I didn’t get a receipt. Many days later, I got an sms telling me that ‘my’ cylinder was delivered. I wondered, where and to whom!
            Why, I asked Mr K a few days ago, does the truck not come to my wado on the given day of the week? “I have too much ‘gas’ to give,” he answered, rattling off statistics of how many hundreds of cylinders had to be delivered where no four-wheels could go. “’Gas they carry on their backs, haan, my staff. They have to carry to the doorstep. Not like Panaji where so many people stay in one building and there are lifts. Here everything is far-far.”
            Can Hindustan Petroleum or Bharat Petroleum or other such companies make cylinders of equally strong but lighter material? Better still, can we not provide the transporters with trolleys? Just asking. Until then, the staff will have to do their jobs, right? “Right,” Mr K agreed.
            “Now,” Mr K continued, “after this phone-booking business started, 90% of the people book on the phone.” He sighed. I didn’t see the problem. Had the company not been supplying properly? “That’s not it,” he sighed again. The problem, apparently, were the customers. They were used to stopping the truck and getting their refills, and now that that wasn’t happening, they came to the office to argue with him.
            Logic isn’t my strongpoint and neither, apparently, is it Mr K’s.
            “Why don’t you tell your staff to follow the system?” I asked.
            “They don’t listen,” he said. Stupid me, I should have guessed.
            “Why aren’t you strict with them?”
            “I can’t. They make money on the side.” (I must learn to shut up. I must learn to not laugh at inappropriate moments. I must not ask stupid questions. I must… )
            Then I broke my own rules: “Why aren’t you strict with them?”
            And deserved this: “I just told you, they don’t listen they do what they want.” A moment’s sombre silence, in memory of common-sense. We both calmed down.
            At my request, Mr K continued his explanation: “You see I have enough transport, enough staff also, in fact more than enough, but since this fixed day per week per route isn’t working, I decided to have monthly dates instead.”
            I had been told, after on the 18th day after I’d made my booking, that the delivery in my area would be on the 8th of the month. One delivery round per area per month. If you missed that date, you’d have to wait for another month. If you ran out of ‘gas’ despite having a second cylinder, you burnt the neighbourhood garbage to cook your meals. Or, if you owned a micro-wave or some other oven, you experimented with a different cuisine. Ooh, did I look forward to that!!
            After both of us had finished entertaining the others present with our (il)logical arguments, we calmed down and heard each other out. He heard how nerve-wracking it was for me to stay home whole day, day after day, just waiting, waiting for the ‘gas’. I heard how lucky he was that two of his naughty drivers had quit their jobs with him and the newbies could be trained properly. Umm, ‘properly’? Luckier still, two of his desk staff had left too, so his wife now came to the office as replacement. So now someone would pick up the phone when it rang, I guessed, to tell me just when I’d get my ‘gas’. It’s like being told my daily horoscope. I don’t believe it, but read it anyway.
             

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