Showing posts with label rains. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rains. Show all posts

Wednesday, 22 June 2016

The Pre-Monsoons Week.



          The red-whiskered bulbul parents built their nest in a cove of a pruned tree whose newly sprouted leaves gave the little space a roof. After the fledglings were born, they flew hither-thither all day long, gathering food and shoving the half-chewed stuff down their tiny, wide-open beaks. We watched them grow. No feathers, no strength, only hunger was visible. One day, the nest was empty. Cat-paw prints told us what had happened. Sad. Can’t hate the cat. She’s pregnant, too. The empty nest is a reminder that Nature can be cruel.
          Across the drive, a snake slithered. I ran down with the mobile-phone to click a picture. But it disappeared into the soil before I reached it. A few days before that, I was poking my fingers to check on some saplings housed in plastic bags. In complete silence, about twelve baby snakes wriggled out of some undergrowth or crevices and fled to safety. I did the same, in another direction. Snakes (presumably) and I (definitely) are both safe, touch wood. Lesson learnt: not to mess with Nature unless shoed/clad properly. To be hypnotized by these graceful, scaled creatures, one should see baby cobras: they can ‘stand’ up, and when they do, they look like upright noodles.
          The giant, wild, maybe eighty-odd-year-old mango that gave hundreds of ungrafted, very sweet, fibrous (we call them ‘hairy’) fruit is now generously protecting my neighbourhood slum from the pelting drops. No one plucked those mangoes. Squirrels, birds, the breeze detached them from the stems and they fell to the ground, sometimes injured, sometimes intact. I gathered those that fell into my compound, once in the morning and then again in the evening. I got about ten every day. Those with worms got composted, those without such ‘guests’ were consumed. Ditto with the bhinnda solan (also called kokum) a month ago when the sun was at its bullying worst.
          Weeds can be charming. All of them appear simultaneously, almost overnight, some in not-so-obvious places like under the tyres of a parked vehicle. The vivid blue and yellow flowers are tiny. I see under the magnifying glass how pretty they are and marvel at their strength: they don’t bow to the downpour. Bigger shrubs do. Tall trees pay obeisance by throwing down leaves, twigs, even a branch or four.
          The soil in my village has laterite rubble in some places. In others, there’s clayey, sticky, gooey stuff that won’t let go of a foot if one stupidly puts it down on it. I’m the ‘one’. Have lost many a chappal to the slush… then retrieved it with a handy pipe or sturdy forked danda kept for the purpose.
          Umbrellas are useless in downpours. The rain hasn’t a clue that it isn’t supposed to splash off the ground and ruin trouser edges. Nor does it respect plastic sheets wrapped around waists or raincoats. Hair doesn’t get wet under an umbrella, that’s true, but it gets very, very damp and is a stylist’s delight: there’s a lot, I’m told, that can be done with moist tresses.
          Inside cupboards is a sight which, in my school-days when I learned and drew diagrams about such things, I could only imagine: moulds and fungi that begin as a frosty layer and end up smelly, ruining clothes and moods.
          Bathroom and kitchen drains are great for investigating worms from the benign and useful earthworms to the scary, hairy red centipedes with a hundred black feet and an awful bite.
          Underneath and behind cabinets flourish ants. Big black ones, mainly, plus a few million tiny cousins. They have queens with colonies. They lay and hatch eggs. They train young workers, procreate to make more of them, and several generations set up a civilization of sorts, unobtrusively. One day, a few stragglers were spied. I took out a drawer, then the full cabinet and horrors: behind it, between it and the wall was a living carpet of ants. Moving, rushing, working, systematically, invisibly (until now) creating a world under my kitchen platform. Bless ‘em anti-insect repellents, efficient and handy chemicals. I’m a nature-lover, yea, but I don’t like intruders with intentions of permanent encroachment. I used the pesticide sparingly at first. There was havoc in the Ant Co-operative Housing Colony. Some went helter with their eggs, others skelter with foodstuff, duty-bound ones surround Queen Ant. I wished I was camera-savvy. That would have made a horror-film, a hit, no less. It’s when I realised that they were winning the battle with me that I used the spray-astra with a vengeance. When I was sweeping up the casualties, I felt bad, but only slightly, temporarily. I know Nature forgives quite a bit and forgets such incidents faster than I like. I’ll face another such battle sooner rather than later, and periodically through the monsoons.
          About the local floods. The Panchayat followed a plan the government had made, dug a trench, a narrow canal to guide rainwater into a larger one to eventually connect it to fields/river far away. Trouble is, not one person imagined that the job had to be completed. Well begun is half done, they say. Exactly. Halfway up the gutter, where the half-done part ends, the mud gave way under water finding its course. The stream thus created respected neither fence nor wall and covered plots and bhaats with dead rats/cats/piglets and plenty of plastic and thermacole. The low-lying fields welcomed the garbage. Some sweet day the garbage will become a landfill and the owner will sell it to a builder. People who buy expensive flats may just about have a clue what surrounds the foundation of their precious property… old knickers, sandals, broken bits of all sorts of rubbish.
          The trees love the grey clouds. They know the monsoons are here. The Met Department says this rain is from a cyclonic depression… the trees don’t care for the explanation. In spite of discomforts and misadventures, it’s happiness time. The ‘mud-perfume’ is heady. Bring out the chai-pakodas.
          The monsoons have arrived.
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Wednesday, 12 November 2014

If the Big Bad Flood Had Happened in Goa




(30 Jun ’13)
            We’ve never been as unlucky as Orissa or Uttaranchal with cyclones and floods, to some extent because the west coast (exception: Gujarat) has never borne the brunt of Nature’s fury as much as the east. Another reason is that the Brits in Mumbai and the Portuguese in Goa did something called ‘planning’ for towns and villages, a concept our ancestors kind of understood, now alien to us. In spite of having ‘decent’ rains year after year, Goan housing colonies and hotels still buy tankers of water. But we’re not talking about our fiscal stupidity here.
            Suppose, just suppose, a calamity of Uttaranchal’s proportion happened here. Since we’re fighting for special status, first we’ll cry ourselves hoarse for the centre to help us. When the water has risen above our ankles, the auto-rick guys would charge Rs 500 from St Inez to Caculo Mall. Taxis and pilots would accordingly hike their fees. You can calculate the cost for other distances.
Milk, sugar, bread and fuel would suddenly go ‘black’. Fish wouldn’t be a problem. We eat anything that swims. In a flood, should the larvae of amphibian and insects grow beyond three inches, we’d be happy to catch, fry or chuck them into gravies.
            Gravies remind me of coconuts and the trees they grow on. If the water goes above a couple of metres high and thanks to the plastic clogged naalaas doesn’t flow into the sea, (that would happen soon enough), we’d have to get onto slimy, slippery, unsafe rooftops or up the safe and sturdy emblem of Goa, the coconut palm. Problem here: it’ll be too late to take tree-climbing lessons and it’s unlikely that the bhailley who we hire to do the job (“oh-so-sloppily” we complain) will agree to take us piggy-back for money or love or threat. Forget climbing the roofs and palms, so used to wheels are we that without our bikes, scooters and cars, we’ll have to depend on our limbs: that’s a disaster in itself. Except for trained sportspersons and the getting-extinct hands-on Goan farmer… only doctors know whether and where our thigh and calf muscles exist. We make up with the strength of our jaws, but in or under water, of what use with that be to us?
            Once the number of dead and affected rises beyond the combined fingers of the Legislative Assembly Members, the Government will call in the Defence Forces. It would be a shame to call in the very Navy that we didn’t want in our state. The uniformed guys won’t say “we’ll save only Karwar or Sindhudurg”, will they? They’re not like us, they do their jobs and they do them well. They’ve proved this time and again, whether they’re dealing with enemies, or children who’ve fallen into wells, earthquakes, naphtha leaks or floods. In fact, we’ll be dependent on the people we’ve always cribbed about: the cops, the fire-brigade, the municipality workers, the labourers from the NE, Bihar, UP, Andhra, Kerala, etc.
            Our village brethren will no doubt bury all hatchets and help save each others’ dukors and mhashee. After the floods recede, we will ask for our pound of flesh for sure. Our television media will hyperventilate about how we didn’t have enough ghee to cremate the Hindu dead (do the dead have a religion?) nor any blessed land to bury the Muslims/Christians/Jews. NRIs will weep over heritage lost. Only a few will start: 1. Taking classes for children so they don’t lose out on their learning years, 2. Prepare for prevention of epidemics by disposing of decaying corpses, 3. Building shelters of all kinds, 4. Collecting and distributing food, water, clothing. In spite of what the tv channels say and we moan about, it’s the government machinery alone that does most for rehabilitation. The others do fringe work. Some even believe that techniques of meditation and prayer-chants are more important than availability of drinking water, medical aid and dealing with sewage.
            I read on the Net someone’s comment. Not verbatim: “… a shrine was ‘disturbed’, hence this calamity happened.” When will we learn that our heritage lies in our thoughts and behaviour? Principles and skills must and do outlast buildings and statues. If we face a calamity of this proportion in Goa, what will we mourn most? Destruction of our temples/churches? Our value system? Language? What?
            Lots will happen after the floods. NGOs will spring up to take care of the welfare of mosses, rodents, oldies, babies, and now that our Freedom Fighters are on their way off the planet, will demand free railway passes and pensions for their ‘causes’.
            Dear fellow Goemkars, we have to learn from Uttranchal’s tragedy. Now.
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Friday, 6 June 2014

Whose Afraid of the Monsoon Monster.




(9 Aug ’09)
            In my childhood, knee-deep water in the monsoons meant you went home drenched to the skin, uniform heavy and dripping, gumboots squelching, skin wrinkled and pink with the wetness. Schools occasionally were shut because of the weather. Occasionally, without a fuss. There were colds, coughs, measles. But the pharma companies didn’t rule the roost. The media, limited though its reach was, didn’t get hysterical over any of this.
            Ever since Mumbai had a very bad spell 3 years ago, in which many Mumbaikars died, everyone’s behaving like the monsoons are a novel phenomenon to be wondered at and feared each time a cloud pours. This year, right from March, even before the sweltering summer set in, the first emails with warnings were forwarded: be careful of the tsunami. Of course some were backed by facts: on such and such date, between x and y hours, the tide will be high and if it rains, stay indoors, else you will drown. Others scoffed the weather-men. These guys, what do they know, they’re always wrong. Came the special dates and guess what, the tide really was high. Highest in a 100 years said the papers. It was true. From my perch in the office-building, I saw the froth reach upto three storeys high. The Arabian Sea was very angry, it lashed the shores chucking out tons of horrid garbage. The water was black, murky and dirty, filthy, menacing. Rocks, little boulders weighing upto 50 kgs were tossed casually onto parked vehicles, causing serious damage. One had to take those waves seriously.
            Once the tide receded, there were hills of plastic bags, dirt, rubble, decaying and decayed matter lining Mumbai’s shore. Now that was something missing from my childhood memories. The beach beside Hinduja Hospital and the lane alongside it were full of garbage. In fact, all the gullis at angles to the major artery Cadell Road (uh-oh, Veer Savarkar Marg now) were blocked with dirt. The Municipal cleaners worked ceaselessly, filling up truck after truck until, about three hours later, the place was clean again. We cheered them, appreciated them, but the media didn’t write about them. Or show them on tv. They never show any good work done by The Establishment. Positive strokes don’t get ads? Maybe. That part of commerce I don’t understand. All that garbage was thrown into the sea by…. who else… the undisciplined and dirty citizens with the I-don’t-care attitude. The media didn’t show them up for what they are. Never does.Wonder why? Truth hurts, that’s why. Media persons, common-folk reps, wouldn’t want to say that common-folk are dirty people. We all want our rights, sweep the responsibilities under the carpet. Easier to say the BMC didn’t do its job.
Am waiting for someone to start a campaign: 5 lakh common men aught to have parts of their anatomy cut off because they were peeing on neighbouring walls… naaa, no one has the guts, not a single channel will even begin to think about it… forget following up. 
Then, ignoring the ever-present malaria, dengue, hepatitis, typhoid (yawn, do people still die of them? Sadly, YES), we’ve gone gaga over the Swine Flu. 15 people died of it. And how many of TB? Add several zeros to that number. Yet, we aren’t hysterical about TB. What about Ulcerative Colitis? Renal Failure? Any guesses anyone? Don’t bother, it’s enough for you to know that it’s more per town, each, than an entire continent’s death toll by Swine Flu.
I’m waiting for the media to create hysteria over drinking water, to start a campaign that every society, each colony and neighbourhood must harvest monsoon water for its needs. Oh yes, and sort and deal with its garbage, too.
These days, I actually prefer Doordarshan over most of the private channels simply because it gives me some relevant facts about the country. It lets me know that because the monsoons weren’t monstrous this year, I may have to buy water in tankers through the coming year. Some channels give me a feeling that these showers give me a choice between floods and/or drought. Choose your end, they seem to imply. Lots of problems are pointed out, no learned debates follow to provide reasonable and compulsory solutions. Indeed, many people who have lived through decades of monsoons, have actually begun to fear/hate the life-giving rain-clouds.
Pity.
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