Wednesday 30 September 2015

Buying Gifts for the NRI.



          The NRI is a unique creature. Ever heard of a non-resident Norwegian? NRO from Ozzie-land, NRC from China or an NR-Eskimo? The non-resident Indian, whether a citizen of America/UK/New Zealand remains, to we who have the Ashok Chakra stamped on our passports/PAN-cards/licences, one of ‘us’. It doesn’t matter what the citizenship is, nor where the person was born, an NRI is more than just of Indian origin. S/he is, as I said before, one of ‘us’. One of our cultural peculiarities: once one of ‘us’, always one of ‘us’, even when five generations were born/resident in another continent. Our concepts, our logic, our culture, only we can understand, no?
          A visit from an NRI relative/friend can throw a clan/neighbourhood into a tizzy. Water has to be boiled no matter how recently acquired the RO/filter. New linen has to be bought, the air-conditioner cleaned and serviced, cupboards aired and pest-controlled, servants (the tribe that makes us in-resident-Indians envied) cajoled/bribed to not bunk, etc. And, ever-defensive, we avoid topics like uncleared garbage.
          Some things have changed. We no longer eagerly/curiously inspect gifts brought from ‘foreign’. Once upon a time, ball-point pens, cameras, fancy-shaped or liquor-filled chocolates and tissue-paper-napkin packets were enjoyed by only those who had close relatives abroad or in the airlines/merchant navy. Synthetic, uncrushable, long-lasting fabric used as saris or converted into dresses were the envy of those who didn’t own it. That fabric, quite indestructible, was carefully preserved and talked about for decades. After-use recycling included converting it into curtains. The upping of India’s handicraft and synthetic yarn industries short-changed the NRI’s gifts’ value.
          With the arrival of cable television and the internet, times changed even more. Now, as we plan our holidays with siblings’ families who’ve settled in the lands of dreams and dollars, we struggle with the what-gifts-to-buy syndrome. If one goes on a group tour, one is spared that trouble.
          “Take ‘sukke-baangde’,” Bai Goanna suggested. “You don’t get those outside India except in the UAE where the Malayalis have thronged. All coastal people, no, they like dried fish, hanh. When it’s raining-raining, it tastes ‘besht’.”
          Shri Husband’s dirty look bounced off her and landed on me. “Smelly.” One word that meant “not taking, don’t even think about it”.
          “Pickles, masalas, papads, every Indian grocery store stocks those,” he said aloud.
          “But,” I was going to argue, “It’s so different getting Indian stuff from India.” I kept quiet because people I know buy authentic foreign-made liquors and liqueurs right here. And they tell me they get better tandoori and sambar powders in the land of the ‘goras’ than in the land of their (the masalas’, not the white-skins’) origin.
“Homemade mango jam. Guava jelly. Neuros. Chaklyo. Doodh-phene,” Bai Goanna went on and on.
Silence. Bai Goanna figured food items weren’t ok. She isn’t the type to give up either. She suggested: “Take silk stoles.”  
          “There are garages full of those flimsy dupattas,” Shri Husband is more than a match for her. He doesn’t understand the concept of matching accessories, that more can’t be enough. Thus we struck off hand-made paper, paper-crafted lampshades, Kolhapuri chappals, north-Indian razais, south-Indian brass lamps, Bengali/Gujerati embroideries, weaves from various states, wines (oh yes, that now goes from hither Nashik to thither New York, legally), and more.
          “You get better cheeses in India,” a well-jetted friend said. No one believed her.
          “Take jewellery,” another piped up. That was shot down with cries of “fashions vary”, “ours is too ornate for western tastes”, and “too expensive, unless you’re planning to carry fakes”. Those last couple of words helped changed the topic completely.
          Saris?  No one wears them any longer. Linen? Theirs is more absorbable. Music? You-tube and various downloads are preferred sources. Art? You mean original? Too expensive and hard to lug around. T-shirts with prints? No-oo, they’ll be misused, they won’t even know what they’re worth.
          We struggled with ideas for weeks. None of our well-wishers knew what a perfect gift might be. Indian tea? Most people drink coffee. Coffee, then? From here…you must be joking.
          Interestingly, we found that several local mementoes that were/are sold to tourists were not made in India at all. We took a look at the magnets (gifted by other travellers to us) on our fridge; they were made in Thailand/ Korea/ China. A trouser bought at an expensive store in America was made in Bangla Desh. Whoever said the world had shrunk spoke the truth.
          A seldom met acquaintance with many NRI relatives said it’s best to carry along an empty suitcase. Smart people have done homework on what people really want and stocked Duty Free with those: overpriced so the recipient is happy, and tax-free, so the buyer doesn’t feel cheated. Nothing that we won’t get elsewhere, like cigarettes, after-shaves, nicely-packed nail-clippers, shiny mobile-phone-cases, biscuit-filled tins that have real-looking pictures of the attractions closest to one’s destination. Duty-free at an airport means we can stuff it into our empty suitcase, not wheel it very far… everyone’s happy.
          “Just imagine,” Shri Husband thought he was going to have the last word. “What NRI relatives/friends go through when they visit us here. They have to choose little mementoes for everyone.”
          I had mine instead. I said: “The truth you speak.”
          He had to hold his tongue, for we’d agreed on something after a very long time.
         
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